Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Snowtown, you'll have a barrel of fun

Oh dearrie Me. Snowtown has to live up to it's reputation and it ain't happy. The residents think that the storing of bodies in barrels in an old, ex-bank building is tarnishing its reputation. One resident was quoted as saying, "It is unfairly tainting the town."

Unfairly? Another local was perturbed by the silly nonsense stirred up by people's bodies being cut up & stuffed into barrels of acid & left in an unused bank vault. People wanted to stop on their way past and have their photographs taken.

"I've lived here in this BigLittleTown for twenty years, it has taken a Big Rap, it is an interesting town and I've been here Twenty Years, and Now I see the police and the media coming here because of these barrels in this unused vault and it hasn't affected me one bit." He wasn't happy with this spotlight on his town though, and was happy to tell the ABC radio about it. "It hasn't affected me one bit. I didn't even know that anything had happened until I saw the police and the media in the town"

He repeated. "It hasn't affected me one bit."

The town boasted that no one had been affected by the murders. They disclaimed all responsibility, and wanted Australia to know that no psychiatric counselling had been needed. The town had been oblivious to it, and therefore, had shrugged it's shoulders at the interest stirred up by the media.

The only man who had come close to selling the terrible events via magnets for the fridge that claimed 'Snowtown, you'll have a barrel of fun', and sold snow shakers with body parts instead of snow flakes had been run out of town. These collector items can almost be obtained via Mac at www.opals4sale.com

Arthur Miller said, "Few of us can easily surrender our belief that society must somehow make sense"

Those in the barrels would have to agree.

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