Neighbourhood Watch

Julian Fairfax Mayhem heard something very disturbing today by a beautiful young woman as she breast fed her absolutely gorgeous three month old baby, Lily. Her six year old boy had been invited to play with his friend's penis, his friend also being six years old. Julian seemed to remember playing with the bum of her neighbour's son when she was about six, but times were different and much more worrying and anxiety ridden. They spoke to the parents, and they admitted that he had done it before.

The problem being the father, who had been seen around the neighbourhood between the hours of 11pm and 3am in a pair of boxer shorts looking in the windows of families close by. He had a penchant for young girls, and would tend to man-handle himself in a not so appropriate manner. He would not be averse to standing under lit lamp-posts, another strange quirk in an unhappy, psychologically damaged individual, who was as pleasant as pleasant to meet. A nicer man you would be hard pushed to find.

"Mal. Come on in, luv, let me make you a cuppa, or would you prefer a beer?", this being Australia after all, beer for breakfast, lunch and tea.

Jasmine had spoken to policeman Tony, who lived in the corner house, and he basically has his hands tied.
"He needs to be caught in the act", Tony said. His wife, Angela, nodded wisely.
"I watch 'The Bill',"said Maralyn, "You can video him, no problem",

This neighbourhood has a problem. What can ordinary people do? Mal has been questioned by the police and denies everything. Seems like we are helpless in the face of adversity. Comments invited on this one please.

Snowtown, you'll have a barrel of fun

Oh dearrie Me. Snowtown has to live up to it's reputation and it ain't happy. The residents think that the storing of bodies in barrels in an old, ex-bank building is tarnishing its reputation. One resident was quoted as saying, "It is unfairly tainting the town."

Unfairly? Another local was perturbed by the silly nonsense stirred up by people's bodies being cut up & stuffed into barrels of acid & left in an unused bank vault. People wanted to stop on their way past and have their photographs taken.

"I've lived here in this BigLittleTown for twenty years, it has taken a Big Rap, it is an interesting town and I've been here Twenty Years, and Now I see the police and the media coming here because of these barrels in this unused vault and it hasn't affected me one bit." He wasn't happy with this spotlight on his town though, and was happy to tell the ABC radio about it. "It hasn't affected me one bit. I didn't even know that anything had happened until I saw the police and the media in the town"

He repeated. "It hasn't affected me one bit."

The town boasted that no one had been affected by the murders. They disclaimed all responsibility, and wanted Australia to know that no psychiatric counselling had been needed. The town had been oblivious to it, and therefore, had shrugged it's shoulders at the interest stirred up by the media.

The only man who had come close to selling the terrible events via magnets for the fridge that claimed 'Snowtown, you'll have a barrel of fun', and sold snow shakers with body parts instead of snow flakes had been run out of town. These collector items can almost be obtained via Mac at www.opals4sale.com

Arthur Miller said, "Few of us can easily surrender our belief that society must somehow make sense"

Those in the barrels would have to agree.

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"Few of us can easily surrender our belief that society must somehow make sense" is a quote from Arthur Miller during the time of McArthyism, & based on 'The Crucible', the play about the Salem witch hunts. How does this relate to home loans?

& good & easy & helpful home loans to boot?

Land is becoming more expensive & less available. If it has not been built on already, it will be very soon, and land developers are always on the lookout to make profits. We, the ordinary tax-paying, not-so-help-me-Robin-Hood-Poor, need companies on our side.

Enter www.lenoxhomeloans.com

They take the agony out of the figuring of the money side of loans for our home. We can lean on them. We can trust them to look after us, and not take our hard earned monies for their profits, but to use it to further ourselves with our own homes.

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We feel secure in a society that doesn't always make sense.

Diamonds Are A Thugs Best Freind

'The Blood Diamond, starring our very pretty Leonardo, not as Romeo, no, but presumably as Our Hero when it comes to conflict diamonds.
"Conflict Diamonds?", I hear you ask. "What are Conflict Diamonds?"
The film premiered on December 8th, a week earlier than slated, in the US. This paradoxical state of affairs is to maximise on the heavy exposure the film has received from the diamond industry, which has done much to minimise the movie's potential harm to diamond jewellery sales. In Australia, the film came out in January. The 4th, so many of you have already seen it, and has it affected your choosing of diamonds as a girl's best friend? I doubt it. The fact that diamonds can finance wars will not influence in any way your woman wearing large ones on her fingers or ears.

A case in point. Marybeth & Tristan are in the market with Mac for four, ten point cognac diamonds. Mac deals in all manner of precious and semi-precious stones, and had just this minute found a diamond seller extraordinaire.

Diamond House Arizona, Loose Diamonds Section.

Diamond House Arizona are a new ebay store that, in order to attract diamond buyers who are in the market, have an amazingly wonderful new campaign on offer. In order to promote their new ebay shop, they are offering 30% to 50% discount on their diamonds. They only have loose diamonds at the present time, but in the coming weeks they will fulfill requests in all categories. Adam and Robert's determination is to satisfy their customer's. You Ask and We Find, they say.

Diamond House Arizona's online sales director is Adam. A more helpful, gentle, kind and patient man would be hard to find. He will support any and all needs, and there is a feedback page where you can go to read satisfied customers comments.

Diamond House Arizona's customer support director is there to ensure that it all goes right. They have a support toll free number for you. The differences in the diamond stores online are many and varied, and to cut to the quick and save you time and money, and ensure complete satisfaction, Diamond House Arizona offer a 30 day money back guarantee, with the offer of being able to upgrade your diamond within the year, and get the same price that you paid deducted from the new, higher grade diamond. You would be hard pushed to find a better offer anywhere else in the world, literally!

Thank you Diamond House Arizona. Thank you Adam, and thank you Robert. We girls can sleep easy, knowing that our diamond needs are well cared for.

Now, Adam, about those cognac diamonds. I could also do with some for the soles of my shoes...

Blow Me Kangaroo Down Sport

That Aussie Icon, Rolf Harris, had the right idea when he sketched bizarre images of himself on caravan park walls admitting to his gratitude in Urunga, northern New South Wales. The sketch slowly deteriorated in color & form & now lives on in a shadow of its former glory. The owner would have done well to remove the wall & sell it for charity & a small profit, but didn't get round to it, & now it was not only worthless, but a touch tasteless as well. Maureen had lived & died close to that large gawky paint brush impression of Rolf's lovely Aussie face, complete with beard, on the body of a kangaroo in mid-jump. Not pretty, Rolf, but no less pretty than 'tie me kangaroo down sport', & none of us are any the wiser as to what that actually means.

Language. The key to communication the whole world around. Wether it be English, French, Italian, Spanish, Viet Namese or sundry other differences in the way we use our tongues & our minds. & Now, apart from the little understood or known language of the bible, & we're not talking countries or cultures here, but rather the meanings of words & terms such as 'kingdom', & 'the anointed', just to give an example. (Any questions happily answered, please email denenewilliam@hotmail.com) The not so new interrelationships that are happening via our postings & our chats & our pages have a language all its own. Your page ranking, your text linking, your deep links & they must be posted in their sitemaps. You MUST have a PR1. Your links must be direct & your post type buzz. If you have stumbled, it's all ok. There is more, but we won't bore you with our RSS & your XML feed of your site.

Language is all. Neuro Linguistic Programming again enters into this. Do you communicate with your ears, eyes or mouth, and, if so, do you know that you do it?

French Gumtrees???

When Thomas Hardy was alive, his experiences encompassed a small section of England. Tess of the D'Urbervilles lost her horse as she took goods to the market. How far away and afield is such experiences for us today? To be stranded with a small brother, on a cart that no longer has a horse, and a walking we must go? I don't think so. Maybe the car breaks down, & we thumb a lift. The resulting story for Tess was disastrous, and you must read or listen or download information on the net to find out more.

Now. Our children, when they 'flee the coop', don't just 'pop of to West Essex', but they fly miles overseas to Australia, Vietnam, Thailand, London and Paris, not forsaking Lismore and Wollongong. They go a long, long way away. They succeed in their own way. The discovery for us all is that we cannot run from anything, and that life and love is right there in our own backyards. This info, of course, goes back years. We are simply the recipients of such courses of life. Tristan and Julian, when they visit Nelson Elliott, must take their mother with them. A difficult thing. Time and money now are the factor. Julian did mention that she would think of the mother who had not met the father in her life.

The best that she could do under the circumstances. the mother hoped for a photograph of the father that she had never met, with the two children who she never saw or spent time with. She would put this pic on her wall of her small room with a large bathroom that looked like her future years would be spent in, as most older people in this system of things had to look forward to.

Connection.

Communication,

That's what life is all about.

Push for it, people.

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& let's look after our wonderful, older, beautiful, accomplished, and hidden talents of our older citizens.

Parents cope. Grandparents cope. Needs Must.

Where do we go when we need somewhere to stay. A job. A freind. A relationship. If we have no bible based relationships, and family are far away, we need www.gumtree.com

A friend in need is a friend in deed.

Help Me If You Can I'm Feeling Down, & I Do Appreciate You..............

The Beatles knew where it was at. They were honest and right to the core, especially the shot-through-the-right-thorax John Lennon. He wrote it like it was. Julian F.M. wanted to follow right in his footsteps, he was still right out there.

Mr Goodness was helping her. He was helping her blog, was helping her with computing, with internetting & in return she was being an honest friend. Something that she had always wanted to mention, a small thing, & to do with the witnessing work, was related to Kevin. Mr C was relatively new to the business, but had verve & oomph & love. The only problem, & problems there were few, was his relating K's input of the John 17:3 knowledge with his own. "You remind me of me", he would enthuse, little realising that that this was an off-putting & little-relating comment to make. He made it often. This made little difference to K's accepting of the truth, & much difference to the pioneering ability of Mr Goodness, whom we all loved & adored.

The looking for blog work still seemed a little far away for Julian Fairfax Mayhem. She would persevere, however, & continue to believe in the power of words to make money.