Friday, August 20, 2010

A Cold Blooded, Black Hearted Monster

"You lying hound", she said to Basil. Basil was actually telling the truth for once, but had gone past the point of no return.
Clarence Butterfield, however, had shot his 21 year old daughter and popped her in the freezer wrapped in plastic. She was only discovered because the power went off in his motorhome.
His defence was that he found her dead on the floor of the motorhome and he kept her because it said in the bible that if you have faith and the bones of the loved one it is possible to resurrect her.
"I love her," he said, "I couldn't bear to be apart from her."
Is he mad?
Or is he lying?