Saturday, April 3, 2010

The Unbloggable

Mary Hitler, who had danced the night away at the Fed. one night, and Julian had introduced her to Nicholas, wanted to blog about the fact that Julian, in her much younger days had spent an evening with Angus Young, of AC/DC fame. Julian had been working at a nightclub at the time, she was 17, and the nightclub was called Tramps.

She lived with a stylish young woman at the time, very intelligent, who worked in a bookshop during the day. Julian worked in a restaurant. At night, they worked at Tramps. Judy was front of house and Julian tramped the floors, delivering drinks to all and sundry. Until she was offered the job of DJ, which she of course accepted.

She had met many interesting people whilst there, and, unfortunately, hadn't recognised that becoming too intimate was not such a good idea.

Hence, a night with Angus Young, of which she was not proud.

Mary liked to tell the story to whoever would listen, but without identifying the protagonists, except for Angus, of course.

"Watch out for Mary Hitler," Julian had spoken warningly to Nicholas.
"Mary is trouble?" Nicholas asked.
Julian didn't answer.

She now had a dilemma. There were so many unbloggable things that they were building up.

She had been to the jazz on Wednesday. And couldn't talk about seeing and talking to the 'other' woman who had tried to steal one of her freinds husband's. They had had a long affair, bamboozling family and friends for some time.

Her mummy had come to visit and she had spent $1,500 fixing the emotional button pushing, which had worked. They had been out to lunch because it was Julian's birthday, which Julian didn't celelabrate, and it had cost Julian more than what mummy was prepared to pay. She had also been to dinner with two 50 year old virgins.
"Do you want to marry?" Julian had asked one of them.
"Of course," she paused, "I'm not a stone woman," she said.

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