Saturday, February 24, 2007

Lots Of Walking Paths, Restful Moments and Comfartable Rooms

"Not only tourists are coming in our village to get a wonderful stay with a lot of walking paths and restful moments, but also working and buisness people, who like to come to Larochette after their work and have a pleasant rest. After your dinner or your walking, come to the bar-lounge and take a drink and have small talk with your friends. Or watch a soccer game or a tennisgame, a video, DVD , or just read a book or a newspaper. Society games are available."

Julian was on a mission. Here was yet another delightfully written hotel blurb that got the picture across beautifully. A wonderful stay was had by all, be it tourist or business, and there was plenty of walking to be done before reading, writing and arithmetic in the comfortable hotel's lounge. Not forgetting drinks and good food from the bar and kitchen.

Mary Hitler was on a mission of her own. A nose mission. Her mother insisted that she was going to die from cancer, as well as lose most of her nose. Mary was long-suffering and diligent. Her family, who were still recovering from the killing of the dinosaur pinata, were understandably compassionate.

"We'll miss you without your nose", they lamented. "You won't be the same without your nose."
Hermione was secretly gleeful. She had the nose to end all noses and Mary Hitler's nose was getting in the way.
"Hope she gets most of it cut off," she confided to Captain Caveman. "She's gonna look awful. It might even be leprosy, and we'll have to isolate her with her swag."

Mary Hitler held her head high and her nose in the air. If this was going to be the nose to end all noses, she would hold it aloft. She snuffed the battle with delight. This was not going to go easily. She would hold onto her nose for as long as was nosly possible.

Tuesday was proud of her mother and her nose. After all, she had a nose just like it, and needed all the tips in order to hang on to it for as long as possible.