Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Families One Two Three And Four

The little baby girl was taken away from Edie, who had been trying to steal her, and was given to a stern and harsh woman, thin and bony who was looking to make money via all and any avenues. A little like the woman from Les Miserables who had reduced the mother to selling her hair and her teeth, but still didn't look after the child. This little miserable woman, who had earnt Edie's little girl by default, had little patience, and when the kid needed the toilet but was too fearful to ask,would grab the little kid by the arm, sighing with exasperation, and push her ignominiously into a cupboard, telling her that there was a large hole nearby and that if she moved she would fall into it. The little kid dared not make a move. Apparently, in later life, Shotgun Ivy had taken the bony woman to court and removed the little kid from her jurisdiction, but the damage had been done.

The mother took back over. Life was hard, she continued to swim for a living and take the kid along with her to the shows. The kid had a memory of watching one aqua show in particular from the upper story of the pool, and swimming along with her mother, except that she was on the floorboards and not in the water.

It was a hard life and best not remembered. Especially the Scottish Robert Marine Bruce Episode. This Bob wasn't me Uncle, he was me bung Dave Boyfriend! Woe is me and Mary Hitler.

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Blogger TagBagger said...

Tres étrange

February 21, 2007 at 8:16:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

truth is stranger than fiction, tag, you probably know that now at this stage of your life. Any reference to Harold Robbins has to imply maturity. In life and age, not necessarliy in reading material.
Regards Julian, Tag. Other multiple Self Types, like Mr Superman Incredible Bland.

February 21, 2007 at 8:23:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know that Bob is my uncle. But he is not the Plumb Bob we all know and love.

February 21, 2007 at 9:54:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what other multiple self types are you refering to giles?

February 21, 2007 at 2:52:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Desmond I think I love you

February 21, 2007 at 4:41:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

superman. I'm referring to the many selves that exist within us all. It fascinates me that we all "play many parts and have our exits and our entrances,one man in his time". I believe it was Lois Lane who said, "Go with the gut," when talking to Clarke Kent.

February 21, 2007 at 4:44:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Desmond, I know why they call you 'dazzle dog', but I won't let on. Your secret is safe with me, but, cor blimey, don't you go turning the air conditioner up to 24 degrees in future hehehehe.

We USED to love that plumb bob, despite him being married with five children. What a Naughty Boy.

February 21, 2007 at 4:50:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

s'cuse me. stop it all of you. Whoever you are. the system is finishing, remember that.

February 21, 2007 at 4:52:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we know julian we are all excited

February 21, 2007 at 5:09:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hay giles, i would like to know what drugs your on, cause i feel most of us that speak english have no idea what your talking about.

February 21, 2007 at 5:19:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh shut up, all of you

February 22, 2007 at 7:50:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They started it!!!

February 22, 2007 at 8:58:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did not :p

February 22, 2007 at 3:52:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes. I actually started this whole thing many moons ago

February 24, 2007 at 10:51:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never ever did I start this. You started this way back when Moses was a young boy.

February 25, 2007 at 6:50:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why bring me in to this? I did nothing.

February 25, 2007 at 6:51:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You always bring me into this

February 25, 2007 at 6:51:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did nothing? Excuse me. I work very hard at what I do.

February 25, 2007 at 6:52:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think you have all lost it

February 26, 2007 at 8:45:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No. In fact I am right here as always.

February 26, 2007 at 12:56:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Festus,

No one started me. I have always been.

February 26, 2007 at 12:58:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now listen here it. Don't you or anyone else get me started!!

February 26, 2007 at 12:58:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What on earth are all of you guys on about? This is sheer madness I tell you! Madness!

Now pass me my party hat.

February 26, 2007 at 1:00:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mustapha,

You can call me mad if you want but as long as you don't call my name.

February 26, 2007 at 1:02:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am flexible with all you people.

February 26, 2007 at 1:03:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim,

I don't really want to know about your flexibility. I am one serious guy though.

February 26, 2007 at 1:05:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound serious Joe. But don't cry for me ok??

February 26, 2007 at 1:05:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It,
there has only ever been one who as always been, & as we know that is Jah....

February 27, 2007 at 11:11:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yah for Jah is what we all say and so should it be. Good to see Festus stand up for her/himself and identify the woman/man in her/himself. For she/he has good intentions from the heart.

In the end we/they had/enjoyed a good/hearty laugh/grin over/under the whole/partial matter.

I am May Beeryte but might not be either.

February 28, 2007 at 6:37:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we are on to you may beeryte,

February 28, 2007 at 8:19:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is there a nut among us???????

February 28, 2007 at 8:20:00 AM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ALL have too much time on your hands. Shame on you Mr Lovely Goodness and Julian Fairfax and possible even the deluctable Mary Hitler... you all know what you ought to be doing!!! Here we are stealing one small moment from one of my proactive people-moving personalities, and reading the unutterable drivel pouring forth from the fancypancy laptops of those humble folk eschewing materialism for the purchase of a priceless pearl, and making more mayhem for the myriads who dwell herein.

February 28, 2007 at 12:26:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and this coming from a schizophrenic. ;)

March 1, 2007 at 1:52:00 PM GMT+11  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with What The.......but i think there is more than A nut!!

March 1, 2007 at 5:36:00 PM GMT+11  
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