The Italian Titanic Edwardian Fiasco Affair

Guiliano Fairfaxamino Mayhemanino said...

Giuliano was planning a dinner party. It was going to be an Edwardian affair, and she had got the idea from yet another cookbook. This one entitled, 'The Last Dinner On The Titanic'. It was going to be a bit of a mammoth undertaking, which is why it had been almost 10 years in the planning, but G. was getting closer, she could feel it in her bones. Was food an obsession? Remember, G., it's only food, not love. Nevertheless, she knew that the Hitler's and the Woe's, and the Woebegotten's, and the Flue's would absolballyutley love it. Adore it. Appreciate it. And this time, she swore that she would get some help with those blasted dishes.
"I bloomin' will", she swore.
Mind you, we all know that by the end of the evening, G. had had enough, and, let's face it, if anything can wait, it's those bloomin' dishes, pots, pans, glasses, knives, forks, spoons and sideplates.
She also knew how many dishes the Titanic actually used. So this time, it was unavoidable, as the beautifully Edwardian dressed women were gonna 'ave ta wosh some of the plates, 'cos if it didn't 'appen, they'd 'ave to eat off the dirty ones, & that's the way it woz...."
There had to be a way around it & if there woz, G. & Mary would find it.